Not Cool as a Cucumber T-Shirt
Not Cool as a Cucumber T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Meet the cucumber that completely missed the memo about being cool. This hilarious cartoon design features a wide-eyed cucumber in full panic mode—sweating buckets, clutching its head, and looking like it's one bad email away from total meltdown. A playful twist on the classic phrase “cool as a cucumber,” this anxious veggie perfectly captures those moments when life gets a little overwhelming. Perfect for fans of dad jokes, anxiety humor, vegetable puns, quirky cartoons, and anyone who has ever felt just a tiny bit stressed out. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for a unique gift, this funny cucumber design is sure to get laughs and start conversations. Perfect for: Fans of food puns and vegetable humor Anxiety and overthinking jokes Casual everyday wear Funny gift ideas for friends, coworkers, and family Lovers of quirky cartoon artwork When you're definitely not cool as a cucumber, at least you can dress the part. 🥒😱 Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - DTG/DTF printed artwork: vibrant pickle illustration with sleeve/neck labels printed via DTF where applicable - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean