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Styled like a vintage swipe-based dating profile, the artwork pokes fun at how appearances can be deceiving and how some “perfect matches” should definitely be left unread. Featuring a mock dating card layout, tongue-in-cheek profile details, and satirical dating-app aesthetics, this design blends true crime culture with internet humor for a conversation-starting graphic tee. Perfect for fans of true crime documentaries, dark comedy, crime history, and anyone who appreciates clever parody designs with a sarcastic edge. Features ✔ Vintage dating-app inspired artwork ✔ Dark humor and satire design ✔ Detailed profile-card graphic layout ✔ Great conversation starter ✔ Ideal for casual wear, conventions, and true crime events Great Gift For 🎁 True crime podcast listeners 🎁 Documentary binge-watchers 🎁 Fans of dark humor and satire 🎁 Crime history enthusiasts 🎁 Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor 🎁 Anyone familiar with dating-app culture Important Note This design is intended as satire and parody and does not celebrate, glorify, or endorse criminal actions. The humor comes from the absurd contrast between a polished dating profile and the notorious historical figure it portrays. A funny reminder that sometimes the biggest red flags come with the best profile pictures. 🚩😅 Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - DTG\/DTF printed chest and sleeve options for vivid, long-lasting artwork - Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and comfort Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54682013237527,"sku":"12282613424050251480","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54682013270295,"sku":"31016890181565444584","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54682013303063,"sku":"83008315691904073978","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54682013335831,"sku":"10395381422390850500","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54682013368599,"sku":"15798786819325933892","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54682013401367,"sku":"28548614942165075983","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54682013434135,"sku":"26040551998014889796","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54682013466903,"sku":"15057492094924144909","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54682013499671,"sku":"61083963495598935552","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54682013532439,"sku":"11002228154490027386","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54682013565207,"sku":"30503576856282150165","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54682013597975,"sku":"16668131595666301479","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54682013630743,"sku":"99902396505425210194","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54682013663511,"sku":"37901791764559091636","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54682013696279,"sku":"20369314884242874843","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54682013729047,"sku":"33515987912132249902","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682013761815,"sku":"23005714590731642336","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682013794583,"sku":"59286967204806708977","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682013827351,"sku":"13245357351588386686","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682013860119,"sku":"33131178820368279869","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54682013892887,"sku":"48456702554341772160","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/2663983714521659421_2048.jpg?v=1789333591","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/ted-bundy-dating-profile-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}