{"product_id":"rocket-sloth-t-shirt","title":"Rocket Sloth T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows sloths take life one slow step at a time—unless they find a rocket. This hilarious design features a laid-back sloth rocking sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt while hitching a ride on a blazing missile. Finally, a transportation solution worthy of the world's most relaxed speedster. Perfect for anyone who moves at their own pace, loves funny animal humor, or appreciates the absurd image of a chill sloth suddenly traveling at supersonic speed. Whether you're a procrastination professional, vacation enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys ridiculous visual jokes, this design is guaranteed to get laughs. Perfect for: Sloth lovers Hawaiian shirt fans Rocket and space enthusiasts Vacation lovers Relaxed personalities Fans of funny animal graphics Anyone who prefers shortcuts over effort Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - DTG\/DTF printing methods for vibrant, durable sleeve and body graphics - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54682019561751,"sku":"28385257960697093887","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54682019594519,"sku":"20754648721753442557","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54682019627287,"sku":"11049589269030158586","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54682019660055,"sku":"28591547612187277129","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54682019692823,"sku":"13346039439035591145","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54682019725591,"sku":"10260409371221017678","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54682019758359,"sku":"22841997146892839651","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54682019791127,"sku":"33551577891123226695","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54682019823895,"sku":"58640203838912803966","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54682019856663,"sku":"85166086826444412185","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54682019889431,"sku":"32944092280327206517","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54682019922199,"sku":"23118304758157899765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54682019954967,"sku":"11028762406240023416","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54682019987735,"sku":"20524698539276213886","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54682020020503,"sku":"26105330760731495708","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54682020053271,"sku":"46881880790835456152","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682020086039,"sku":"15107973688066252125","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682020118807,"sku":"58548388949276320958","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682020151575,"sku":"31284854095598091379","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682020184343,"sku":"31528421137615633652","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54682020217111,"sku":"18771998369925156801","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/3370727863164313352_2048.jpg?v=1789334217","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/rocket-sloth-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}