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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries a burst of playful panic — a wide-eyed, frantic character beneath a pulsing red siren. Soft and breathable, it moves easily from lazy afternoons at home to joking around with friends. The illustration sits boldly on the chest, drawing laughs and sparking conversations. Wear it when you want to lean into goofy energy: movie nights, casual hangs, or that one chaotic day that needs a sense of humor. The shirt's simple silhouette keeps the artwork front-and-center, so the character’s expression and comic-style flare do the talking. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors feature cotton\/poly blends) - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - DTG\/DTF printed graphics: vibrant chest print with optional DTF sleeve or neck label printing - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials with a 2-year EU warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54682082181399,"sku":"30374114439928871778","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54682082214167,"sku":"27387489439043923832","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54682082246935,"sku":"26571597294506581678","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54682082279703,"sku":"23968261661156191638","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54682082312471,"sku":"26120837939465127898","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54682082345239,"sku":"24951548867646971238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54682082378007,"sku":"92232367332394906689","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54682082410775,"sku":"19746678704586787242","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54682082443543,"sku":"67569773602609899941","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54682082476311,"sku":"51428084962414634872","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54682082509079,"sku":"11345857662673744262","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54682082541847,"sku":"17807449107572429096","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54682082574615,"sku":"38158024238646955921","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54682082607383,"sku":"11725174756568374383","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54682082640151,"sku":"13145915932239923798","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54682082672919,"sku":"19145996336343120340","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682082705687,"sku":"31623712245391990212","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682082738455,"sku":"27100017162541848506","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682082771223,"sku":"12645684497524237950","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54682082803991,"sku":"59581481920022397036","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54682082836759,"sku":"22727819685188556988","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/15825529093395611360_2048.jpg?v=1789335814","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/nerd-alert-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}