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The design feels like an old roadside diner ad—bold script, glowing marquee arrow, and a smiling chef figure—bringing a touch of Americana and cheeky nostalgia to everyday wear. It sits comfortably under a jacket or pairs with denim for a casual weekend look, and the breathable cotton keeps you cool during backyard cookouts or laid-back road trips. The overall vibe is tongue-in-cheek and vintage-inspired, made to spark smiles and start conversations without shouting for attention. Featuring a mock dating card layout, tongue-in-cheek profile details, and satirical dating-app aesthetics, this design blends true crime culture with internet humor for a conversation-starting graphic tee. Perfect for fans of true crime documentaries, dark comedy, crime history, and anyone who appreciates clever parody designs with a sarcastic edge. Features ✔ Vintage dating-app inspired artwork ✔ Dark humor and satire design ✔ Detailed profile-card graphic layout ✔ Great conversation starter ✔ Ideal for casual wear, conventions, and true crime events Great Gift For 🎁 True crime podcast listeners 🎁 Documentary binge-watchers 🎁 Fans of dark humor and satire 🎁 Crime history enthusiasts 🎁 Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor 🎁 Anyone familiar with dating-app culture Important Note: This design is intended as satire and parody and does not celebrate, glorify, or endorse criminal actions. The humor comes from the absurd contrast between a polished dating profile and the notorious historical figure it portrays. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) for soft, breathable wear - Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste - Durable print methods: main print DTG, sleeve\/inner neck prints via DTF - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention - OEKO-TEX® certified; meets flammability and chemical safety standards; EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54681861161239,"sku":"10814520693647491191","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54681861194007,"sku":"18682413256689261151","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54681861226775,"sku":"86996196406207577397","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54681861259543,"sku":"25748485503222242851","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54681861292311,"sku":"18882557440205390933","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54681861325079,"sku":"63129175360282884140","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54681861357847,"sku":"26280713363660732662","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54681861390615,"sku":"26469736427892523794","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54681861423383,"sku":"20089875807572688227","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54681861456151,"sku":"11412856463770336539","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54681861488919,"sku":"29573095338743976195","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54681861521687,"sku":"31328681227189114793","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54681861554455,"sku":"30020672343568016488","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54681861587223,"sku":"34395175047019620673","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54681861619991,"sku":"16933035757774735726","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54681861652759,"sku":"12734421341114293049","price":27.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681861685527,"sku":"21799977194485840070","price":31.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681861718295,"sku":"29495385666353315181","price":31.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681861751063,"sku":"18994666285426733818","price":31.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681861783831,"sku":"22114746053228770967","price":31.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54681861816599,"sku":"82623165280467683952","price":34.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/13417668311908589102_2048.jpg?v=1789321368","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/jeffrey-dahmer-parody-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}