Jeffrey Dahmer Parody T-Shirt
Jeffrey Dahmer Parody T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a retro billboard-style graphic with warm, sunlit colors and playful mid-century signage. The design feels like an old roadside diner ad—bold script, glowing marquee arrow, and a smiling chef figure—bringing a touch of Americana and cheeky nostalgia to everyday wear. It sits comfortably under a jacket or pairs with denim for a casual weekend look, and the breathable cotton keeps you cool during backyard cookouts or laid-back road trips. The overall vibe is tongue-in-cheek and vintage-inspired, made to spark smiles and start conversations without shouting for attention. Featuring a mock dating card layout, tongue-in-cheek profile details, and satirical dating-app aesthetics, this design blends true crime culture with internet humor for a conversation-starting graphic tee. Perfect for fans of true crime documentaries, dark comedy, crime history, and anyone who appreciates clever parody designs with a sarcastic edge. Features ✔ Vintage dating-app inspired artwork ✔ Dark humor and satire design ✔ Detailed profile-card graphic layout ✔ Great conversation starter ✔ Ideal for casual wear, conventions, and true crime events Great Gift For 🎁 True crime podcast listeners 🎁 Documentary binge-watchers 🎁 Fans of dark humor and satire 🎁 Crime history enthusiasts 🎁 Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor 🎁 Anyone familiar with dating-app culture Important Note: This design is intended as satire and parody and does not celebrate, glorify, or endorse criminal actions. The humor comes from the absurd contrast between a polished dating profile and the notorious historical figure it portrays. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for soft, breathable wear - Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste - Durable print methods: main print DTG, sleeve/inner neck prints via DTF - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention - OEKO-TEX® certified; meets flammability and chemical safety standards; EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean