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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the ultimate Energy Vampire—a charismatic bloodsucker who has upgraded from draining necks to draining batteries. This striking illustration showcases a confident vampire holding a nearly depleted battery while glowing green energy crackles around him, bringing the classic expression to life with a clever visual pun. Blending gothic style, supernatural charm, and relatable humor, this design is ideal for introverts, office workers, gamers, night owls, horror fans, and anyone who has ever survived a long meeting or encountered a real-life “energy vampire.” The bold artwork makes a fun conversation starter and a perfect choice for casual wear, Halloween season, conventions, or everyday sarcastic fashion. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste - Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality DTG\/DTF prints keep colors vivid and details sharp - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54681865355543,"sku":"27400979773967102099","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54681865388311,"sku":"24147204716175768565","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54681865421079,"sku":"29411631414843025293","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54681865453847,"sku":"17534430847607563509","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54681865486615,"sku":"22398259833319776280","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54681865519383,"sku":"10813211652539582172","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54681865552151,"sku":"33635305972470704395","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54681865584919,"sku":"17746619999810096322","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54681865617687,"sku":"11658482783115524611","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54681865650455,"sku":"65679242821932640328","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54681865683223,"sku":"20793545198708215755","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54681865715991,"sku":"12779208949358778961","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54681865748759,"sku":"24872407807623877920","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54681865781527,"sku":"11633037157886006550","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54681865814295,"sku":"16854323367233513703","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54681865847063,"sku":"23101014232390794953","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681865879831,"sku":"29846407874401123141","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681865912599,"sku":"22540780079516173405","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681865945367,"sku":"31238556842857364958","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681865978135,"sku":"32252462772976628768","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54681866010903,"sku":"26299792373557489337","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/7517561897589928862_2048.jpg?v=1789318170","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/energy-vampire-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}