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The soft ring-spun fabric feels smooth against skin and drapes cleanly, so the bright, bubbled lettering stays the focus. Wear it when you want to cut through small talk with humor — at a backyard hang, a casual meet-up, or those slow, silly days when you’d rather let your shirt do the talking. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit layer easily under a jacket or over a long-sleeve for cooler nights. Thoughtful details like ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label keep it comfortable and lasting through frequent wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a smooth, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed details with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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