{"product_id":"crab-apple-t-shirt","title":"Crab Apple T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦀🍎 A literal Crab Apple! If you love clever wordplay, dad jokes, and quirky graphic tees, this funny Crab Apple design is sure to get laughs. Featuring a grumpy crab proudly holding a partially eaten apple, this playful illustration brings the classic phrase \"crab apple\" to life in the most literal way possible. Perfect for anyone who appreciates puns, seafood humor, fruit-themed jokes, and unique conversation-starting apparel. Why You'll Love It ✔ Clever visual pun design ✔ Funny crab and apple artwork ✔ Great conversation starter ✔ Perfect for pun lovers and dad joke enthusiasts ✔ Fun gift for friends, family, coworkers, and teachers ✔ Unique and eye-catching graphic tee Perfect Gift For 🎁 Dad joke fans 🦀 Crab lovers 🍎 Apple enthusiasts 😂 Pun collectors 👨 Fathers and grandfathers 👩 Teachers and educators 🎂 Birthdays and holidays 🎄 Christmas gift exchanges Great For Casual everyday wear Family gatherings School events Farmers markets Seafood festivals Beach vacations Gift giving occasions Anyone with a sense of humor This funny crab looks exactly how you'd expect a \"crab apple\" to feel—slightly annoyed and ready to pinch anyone who doesn't appreciate a good pun. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort - Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean fit - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety - DTG\/DTF print methods used for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve\/labels via DTF) Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54681845596439,"sku":"32795642067098718643","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54681845629207,"sku":"12323593074331799330","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54681845661975,"sku":"61579767086606937718","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54681845694743,"sku":"30934402341565216660","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":54681845727511,"sku":"22677538547439528285","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54681845760279,"sku":"56525424807177578681","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54681845793047,"sku":"63647499914425543014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54681845825815,"sku":"29251162014035367615","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54681845858583,"sku":"12261520577202152546","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":54681845891351,"sku":"15646094162167819027","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54681845924119,"sku":"24801313615087864791","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54681845956887,"sku":"26025032420342880883","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54681845989655,"sku":"26270590925498826319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54681846022423,"sku":"11849026205890557752","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":54681846055191,"sku":"21041881576086053625","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54681846087959,"sku":"13883267138538416467","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54681846120727,"sku":"20074605716711374779","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54681846153495,"sku":"32892891225189704916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54681846186263,"sku":"25717064749438272906","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":54681846219031,"sku":"27379620684547477686","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681846251799,"sku":"77122795650452267028","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681846284567,"sku":"13951695245794101555","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681846317335,"sku":"27413632740318304683","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681846350103,"sku":"16699533489801769076","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681846382871,"sku":"21249458240250543068","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54681846415639,"sku":"25199056628647933842","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/16438278627553759075_2048.jpg?v=1789317758","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/crab-apple-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}