{"product_id":"almost-tall-enough-giraffe-t-shirt","title":"Almost Tall Enough Giraffe T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes you're just a little short of the adventure. This hilarious amusement park design features a disappointed giraffe standing beside a roller coaster height requirement sign, staring up at the mark with a thought bubble that says, “So Close…” Despite being one of nature’s tallest animals, this unlucky giraffe somehow still doesn't meet the ride requirement, creating a perfectly absurd and relatable joke. With colorful theme park artwork, a towering coaster in the background, and playful cartoon styling, this design is perfect for roller coaster enthusiasts, amusement park lovers, zoo fans, animal lovers, and anyone who appreciates clever visual humor. Whether you've ever been turned away from a ride or simply enjoy quirky animal jokes, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs wherever you go. Great for theme park trips, family vacations, county fairs, carnivals, birthdays, and everyday casual wear. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g\/m²) for all-year comfort - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Durable, elastic ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality Direct-to-Garment print on the main design; DTF used for sleeve\/neck labels where applicable - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\nProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":54681892782359,"sku":"10618386599614794375","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54681892815127,"sku":"19280738807514320594","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54681892847895,"sku":"24872698771051512778","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54681892880663,"sku":"29278159296685351222","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54681892913431,"sku":"32943186321426419477","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":54681892946199,"sku":"23272089218534078464","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54681892978967,"sku":"25433786922335091687","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54681893011735,"sku":"17077843982281956880","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54681893044503,"sku":"17196448338318785265","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54681893077271,"sku":"15153321300086302153","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":54681893110039,"sku":"68657802114546705994","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54681893142807,"sku":"22853944689915148930","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54681893175575,"sku":"21306573326699493891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54681893208343,"sku":"27975595187393307896","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54681893241111,"sku":"16324130989140779122","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":54681893273879,"sku":"15251531267650899892","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54681893306647,"sku":"11852553099018334810","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54681893339415,"sku":"74457014954224394387","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54681893372183,"sku":"57297337923980811482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54681893404951,"sku":"27498105309250545648","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681893437719,"sku":"23101068574015366866","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681893470487,"sku":"28604731423919167092","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681893503255,"sku":"31849445736611757104","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681893536023,"sku":"79931477673207321948","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54681893568791,"sku":"32477620308893321969","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":54681893601559,"sku":"55747370598270827541","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54681893634327,"sku":"11231762170770817689","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8861\/3911\/files\/9638163017316114214_2048.jpg?v=1789325106","url":"https:\/\/chaoscottoncompany.myshopify.com\/products\/almost-tall-enough-giraffe-t-shirt","provider":"Chaos Cotton Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}